Discussing the rigmarole that is business travel, Coda's marketing director Dave Turner mentioned that his journeys had become somewhat more...fraught...shall we say, since he discovered the CIA had a man with the same name at the top of its wanted list.
As he tucked into his steak and chips as if it could be his last opportunity before moving onto porridge, Turner said that he was now regularly stopped at airports during passport control or check-in.
TS wondered out loud if it could be anything to do with the suspicious goatee keeping his chin warm, which always looks tempting to tug to see if it's real.
And you thought British gambling execs and their auditors had it tough travelling across the pond! Still, no strip-searches yet but there's always time, hey Dave?