Never let it be said that TS would stoop so low as to resort to juvenile gags involving body parts.  With that firmly in mind, TS wouldn’t dream of telling you about David Bickerton, group head of corporate communications at BP, who was speaking at a soirée recently in the City thrown by annual report designers Radley Yeldar.
Navigating by TS’ unswerving moral compass, it would, therefore, be totally taboo to bring to avid readers’ attention that he embarked on an in-depth presentation about ARS ­ - ‘amplification, regulation and simplification'.
Feel free to shoot TS on the merest mention that he had also planned to talk about ‘environment’ ­ but that would  have involved an acronym that isn’t funny or clever at all in front of a packed audience.