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The joke's on you

Following the Grin Up North post, TS was inundated with jokes about accountants.

Alright, we got a few jokes.

Anyway, here they are!

What's an accountant's favourite form of contraception? His personality!! - from Kate Hayward

What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. – from Robert Couzens

An accountant, having had a good interview is asked one final question from the Chairman of the company. "What is 7 times 3?" he asks. Quickly the accountant replies "23". he comes out of the interview, gets his pocket calculator out and checks the answer.  He is therefore surprised to be subsequently offered the job. On his first day he meets the Chairman and tells him that, given his answer to the question, he was very surprised to be offered the job. "Oh" replies the Chairman " You were the closest!" – from Richard Oliver

A blog about accountancy jokes wouldn't be complete without mentioning Mark Lee's blog, which contains a welter of jokes aimed at number crunchers, view it here

June 20, 2007 | Permalink

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