As its privileged readers will know, TS would turn up to the opening of an envelope if there was free booze and food on offer.

So when CPA Australia, the biggest institute down under, announced that it was going to launch its new London office at one time Harry Potter film set, Australia House on the Strand, TS was there faster than it takes Shane Warne to down a tinnie.

And your favourite back page was not disappointed. True to form, our Aussie cousins had the lager, rather than the usual wine, flowing and TS also enjoyed the cold shrimp and speared chicken.

TS was soon on its way down the road to the Walkabout on Embankment for a night of raucous cultural exchange.

England may have won the Ashes, but when it comes to sinking a crate of cold ones, the Wallabies are still the undisputed champions.