You know you are getting old when a week goes by and you are still recovering from the aftermath of the Accountancy Age Awards.

It was an especially good evening for PricewaterhouseCoopers, which ‘ran off’ with two awards including ­ the biggy, Big Four Firm of the Year. Celebrations on the PwC table were cut short, however.

When the firm made its way to collect its second gong, some devious stranger stepped up on stage, shook hands with the sponsor, nabbed the award and scarpered.

Bouncers later retrieved the trophy from the table of mid-tier firm Ford Campbell. If anyone can name the culprit, TS wants to know.

But remember such crimes are rare so don’t have nightmares.