Great scenes at Madame Tussards for the Smith & Wesson party last Wednesday, as the lift attendant referred to it (better known as Smith & Williamson).

S&W people were out in force for the bash, with tax guru Francesca Lagerberg seen rubbing shoulders with George Clooney (she refused to kiss his waxy cheek for a TS photo).

The firm’s staff were all looking very glamorous and willing to listen intensely to TS ramble on for hours about nothing in particular. At least, we think it was S&W people as they never introduced themselves or spoke ­ or moved come to think of it.

But TS most enjoyed watching numerous S&W staff stopping to pose for a pic from a waxwork photographer. Oh the embarrassment!