TS is struggling to get used to this HMRC lark. First we find that if you type the web address incorrectly, you end up at the Hornell Model Railroad Club. Then a press release pings through - on magic mushrooms.

For those who aren't abreast of this issue, a loophole that allowed people to import and sell magic mushrooms was closed on Monday.

The world was informed through a press release from HMRC, which was where TS got lost. Since when did our taxmen care about magic mushrooms?

'It's a drug smuggling issue,' a spokesman for HMRC explains.

Revene AND Customs - now we get it.